this girl goes off to college and meets this very nice young man. He invites her to visit his family over the holidays. She agrees, and off they go. Turns his family is w-e-a-l-t-h-y and their house is bigger than the high school gym in her hometown. She is feeling a bit ill at ease, and the broccoli casserole starts talking to her stomache about halfway thru the meal. She passes a bit of gas and the smell is nauseus. The father says "Skippy, get out from under the table". A bit later, she passes a little more, and the father again says "Skippy, GET OUT FROM UNDERNEATH THE TABLE!!". She is feeling a bit better, figures

they think it is the dog. During dessert she rips a pretty good one and the father shouts "SKIPPY GET OUT FROM UNDERNEATH THE TABLE BEFORE SHE SHITS ON YOU!!!!!".

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