A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie. The amazed woman
asked if she got three wishes.

The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook
myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So...What'll it be?"

The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the
Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with
each other and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and
vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony."

The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, please be
reasonable.
These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out
of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years. I'm good but
not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and
please be reasonable."

The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been
able to find the right man. You know - one that's considerate and fun,
likes to cook and
help with the house cleaning, is great in bed and
gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time,
and is faithful. That is what I wish for...........a good man."

The genie let out a sigh and said, "Let me see the freaking map
again."