A recent medical study shows that you can get AIDS from a toilet seat,

if you sit down before the guy in front of you gets up.

Back in the day the base commanders daughter came down with a case of the clap. She told the doctor that she had been in the swimming pool + must have caught it from those "dirty marines".Dr. says,"Well maybe but you picked a helluva place to do your screwing."

True story. In 1965 I spent 2 1/2 months in Seoul Korea. I visited the 7th army frequently as my father had contacts there.

In the cafeteria there was a banner prominently displayed that read:

"VD is un-American. Go home clean"

Yeah + they let you know that if you were infected,you would not get on the free bird back to the world. May be BS but it scared a lot of kids,just like it was supposed to do.