Many parents believe corporal punishment is inappropriate for controling children's behavior and prefer using other methods. One such method that usually works is to take the child for a car ride and talk:

As a police officer and car buff, I tend to disagree with this type of dicipline. First, and foremost, the bratty child will scratch the heck out of the paint on the car and ruin its good looks. Second, the cost of the windshield wiper arms is out of this world and the excess weight of the little brat hanging on to it will surely damage it.

There are two good methods for dealing with unruley children. The first message is a well deserved spanking, as often as earned. The second method is to take them on a camping trip to an isolated mountian, tie them to a tree, and make them beg for food and water. After a few weeks of this treatment they should have learned enough respect and manners to follow your every request without back talk.

I like the photo though.