We have all seen that Will has been slowly selling off all of his personal belongings. It started with belts, then billfolds, shoes, boots, shirts, coats, chaps, his truck, novels about African hunting . . . clearly our friend has fallen on hard times. In the spirit of the season, I want to see if we can raise a little money for Will to help him salvage what little pride and dignity must still remain. I am considering approaching the DSC to see if they will allow us to put a dunking booth at the show for friends of Will to be given three tries to drop a union suit clad Will into the drink. All proceeds will be used to buy out all printings of Will's novels to prevent further postings of the same on AR.

Question:
Would you put down $10 for three tries to send a union suit clad Will into a dunking booth at the DSC?

Choices:
Yes
No
Yes, but only if he wears women swim wear
No, but if you can get one of the raffle girls interested, I'm all in
Other, please elaborate below

 

Can we enter more than once.????

This could be what gets me to go to the DSC show for the first time ever!

LWD

Hell, I think he listed his mule as well......

I'm not DSC, but I'd agree to send him my Cabelas coupons if it helps get this thing rolling.

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We have all seen that Will has been slowly selling off all of his personal belongings. It started with belts, then billfolds, shoes, boots, shirts, coats, chaps, his truck, novels about African hunting . . .

For the younger guys who may not know what a union suit is; it has to be the kind with the trap door in the back...

I'd give you $50.00 if I could knock him off his perch with a Taser.

It is apparent a serious health issue is the cause of this. How else can a weight loss from XXL to medium sizing be explained??? Get well Will!

I vote for the pink sleevless shirt and ball cap! Classic Will!

only after he has sold off his .416 Taylor....that will be a sign of the "end times"

I don't think I want to answer this; anyone that sells that many wallets to elephants don't need anything from me. How does he do it? do elephants really need wallets?

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Originally posted by Jim Kobe:
I don't think I want to answer this; anyone that sells that many wallets to elephants don't need anything from me. How does he do it? do elephants really need wallets?

Darn right....elephants also buy passport holders and rifle slings too.....no wonder they're called dangerous game!

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do elephants really need wallets?

Nope, they have TRUNKS, to carry their stuff.

Keith

I was going to tell Will I want first dibs on his socks and skivvies!!!

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Originally posted by Biebs:
I was going to tell Will I want first dibs on his socks and skivvies!!!

That is very disturbing.

Hard for me to believe that Will in a woman's swimsuit is beating out the raffle girls. Who would have thought.

eYe doubt he has Aids..Or needs Aid.. Who got the Mule by the way...

here I was thinking it was union blue and trying to remember which side Texas was on

Red

I love this site!!!

$50 for three shots at you in a speedo...


Rich

I voted "other" . . . I'd like 7 chances for $20.

Is Valentino going to be the lifeguard?

I have some old Speedos he can borrow.

Or I could try to sell them.

Will . . . old Speedos . . . I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Valentino has a prior committment . . . he will be hanging out with the raffle girls.

Love the union suit idea;Dr. Denton I presume?

Good that Valentino will not be the lifeguard.

They are the Speedo SSS model anyway.

Seniors Support Speedos.

Is it an elephant Speedo?

elephants wear speedos?

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Originally posted by 375hnh:
elephants wear speedos?

Haven't you seen some of the "Walmart people" photos? jumboes do indeed wear speedos.

good point...