A man went to the Harbor view Medical Center in Seattle , Washington,to have his wedding ring cut off his penis.

According to the nurse attending the operation,the patient's girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket.


She didn't know he was married and she was so mad she used
petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.


I don't know what's worse:


1. Having your girlfriend find out you're married.

2. Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis....OR...

3. Finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.


Tough call. You decide.

Then there's the urban legend about the cheating husband who came home drunk + his wife super glued his cod sack to the carpet while he was passed out.