>
> Nymphomaniac Convention
>
>
> A man boarded an airplane and took his seat.
> As he settled in, he glanced up and
> saw the most beautiful woman boarding the
> plane.
>
> He soon realized she was heading straight towards
> his seat . As fate would have it, she took the seat right
> beside his.
> Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted
> out, "Business trip or pleasure?"
>
> She turned, smiled and said, "Business.
> I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of
> America
> Convention in Boston
> "
>
>
> He swallowed hard. Here was the most
> gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she
> was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs.
>
> Struggling to maintain his composure, he
> calmly asked, "What's your business role at this
> convention?"
>
> "Lecturer," she responded. "I
> use information that I have learned from my personal
> experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about
> sexuality."
> ............................................
>
> "Really?" he said. "And what
> kind of myths are there?"
>
> "Well," she explained, "one
> popular myth is that African-American men are the most
> well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native
> American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.
>
> Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are
> the best lovers, when actually it is men of Jewish descent
> who are the best.
>
> I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the
> best stamina is the Southern Redneck."
>
> Suddenly the woman became a little
> uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she
> said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this
> with you. I don't even know your name."
>
> "Tonto," the man said, "Tonto
> Goldstein, but my friends call me
> Bubba."

That's an old, but goodie, for sure.

I once told that one to a Cree Indian friend of mine, with whom I was hunting whitetails on his reservation, and he was laughing so hard I thought he was gonna drive the pickup off the road.

...and now, he occasionally signs off with 'Bubba'.