Medical Alert
Pfizer Corp. announced today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.

It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.

Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old fashioned "stiff drink."

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of, Yep, you guessed it.
"MOUNT & DO."

I was just reading, somewhere, that "they" now have a female version of viagra. No more of those four hour erection problems, huh?

Money loosens my better half up.

If you are now using, or contemplating using VIAGRA, make sure it is the Pfizer brand. The French came out with a generic brand named Viva le VIAGRA, but had to recall them. They turned out to be a flop, as so many French things do.