13 March 2018, 20:17
scojacThe Hydrogen Atom
The Hydrogen Atom
A hydrogen atom walked into a bar and sat down. The bartender walked over to him and said, "What's the matter with you? You look like you lost your best friend."
The hydrogen atom sighed and said, "I've lost my electron."
The bartender replied, "That's too bad. Are you sure?"
The hydrogen atom sighed again and said, "Yes, I'm positive."
14 March 2018, 09:43
NormanConquestThis a serious item but since you make so free,I can only reply in the same. Did you hear about the the 2 guys that were arrested for stealing calendars?! Yep,they got 6 months each.
15 March 2018, 08:16
NormanConquestThen there were the 2 buckets walking down the road + one says to the other,my you look pail. To which he replies,I'm not a well bucket.