Once upon a time there were these two Hittites named Ole & Sven. They emigrated from the middle east to America and got jobs working on a farm in eastern Montana. They are enjoying their first train ride going west from NYC. The porter comes thru the train cars selling fresh fruit. He sells them bananas, which they have never seen before. Just as the train gets to a tunnel Ole peels his and takes a bite. He yells out "Sven you take a bite yet?". Sven says "No, why?". Ole says, "Don't eat dat ting, dey make you go blind...".

Rich

the joke wasn't all that funny, but I started laughing my ass off after the first line. Good one Rich

I was waiting for some one of mid eastern descent to call me a racist for talking about their ancestors...

Rich

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Originally posted by Idaho Sharpshooter:
I was waiting for some one of mid eastern descent to call me a racist for talking about their ancestors...

Rich

That' about the only thing you can do to your ancestors; my kids can say their father is a bohunk, LOL!