>>Subject: Things you can get away with saying "only at Thanksgiving"
>>Date: Fri, 21 Nov 2003 06:26:04 EST
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>>1. Talk about a huge breast!
>>2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
>>3. It's Cool Whip Time!
>>4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
>>5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
>>6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
>>7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
>>8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
>>9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
>>10. Don't play with your meat.
>>11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
>>12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
>>13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
>>14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
>>15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
>>16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
>>17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
>>18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
>>19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?