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1. What do you do if your wife starts smoking? “Slow down and possibly use some lubricant.” 2. What’s worse than ants in your pants? “Uncles.” 3. How do you know that you have a high sperm count? “She has to chew before she swallows.” 4. What does Trisha put behind her ears to attract men? “Her ankles.” | ||
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Good ones! I think I dated Trisha about 30 years ago... boy I miss her..  NRA Benefactor. Life is tough... It's even tougher when you're stupid... John Wayne | |||
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That kind of reminds me of "Jodie the Slasher" ... she had braces. Frank "I don't know what there is about buffalo that frightens me so.....He looks like he hates you personally. He looks like you owe him money." - Robert Ruark, Horn of the Hunter, 1953 NRA Life, SAF Life, CRPA Life, DRSS lite | |||
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Yeah,I had a kid that worked for me years ago that married a girl that everyone called "Two Hand Tess". Dumb bastard. Never mistake motion for action. | |||
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What do call a black lady with braces? A Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker!  | |||
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Might as well. Why do Jewish girls make good prostitutes? "You got it. You sell it. You still got it!"  Why can't you circumcise commies? There is no end to those pricks! | |||
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O.K. 1st this was told to me by a jew. J.C. comes back for the 2nd coming + is walking down the street + surprised that no one recognizes him. Directly this little jewish cobbler looks out his window + comes rushing out. He says, "I know you. Stand up against that wall there. Now spread out your arms."He immediately takes his cobblers nails from his mouth + tac,tac,tac nails him to the wall + says,"Never learn will you." Sorry,very un PC but as I have said before,the best jew jokes come from jews. Never mistake motion for action. | |||
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An Englishman, an Arab and a Jew were riding in the train. A fly comes and lands on the Englishman’s leg! He brushes it off, saying “ get off you disgusting creature!” The fly takes off and lands on the Arab’s leg. He whacks it, and ate it. A few minutes later, another fly comes and lands on the Jew’s leg. He catches it, and says to the Arab “want to buy a fly?” | |||
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If you can find it anymore,get a copy from 1976 of National Lampoon's "Unwanted foreigners" edition.They trash EVERY race/ethninticity with no shame + finding the basis of fact for those claims "humerously" written.If you are sensitive of your race,don't get it. If you can laugh at yourself as well as others,it's a scream. Never mistake motion for action. | |||
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