The "F" Word

(Correct use of the "F" word)
When is @#$% Acceptable?


There have been only twelve times in history when the "F" word was considered acceptable for use.

They are as follows:

12. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are Sinking?"

-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912


11. "What the @#$% was that?"

-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945


10. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"

-- Custer, 1877




9. "Any @#$%ing idiot
could understand that."

-- Einstein, 1938







8. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"

-- Picasso, 1926






7. "How the @#$%
did you work that out?"

-- Pythagoras, 126 BC






6. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"

-- Michelangelo, 1566






5. "Where the @#$% are we?"

-- Amelia Earhart, 1937






4. "Scattered @#$%ing showers,
my ass!"

-- Noah, 4314 BC






3. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"

Bill Clinton, 1998


2. "What do you mean there is no

@%#*ing key to my ankle bracelet?"


-- Martha Stewart, 2005

and a drum roll please............!





1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this
@%#*^ing mad."

-- Saddam Hussein, 2003

Japanese Zeros??? WTF, are they not B-17s on a training mission?
Pearl Harbor
7 Dec, 1941

Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945

Nikki Lauda..l thought l could smell f%$£ing petrol....

Love IT!

I like number 10.

:} ( Can anyone teach me how to make all those jumping smilies that Jarrod puts up to show delight with a joke that made me laugh out loud?)

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