I was at the chemist this morning buying some toiletries.

An Oriental man was asking the lady for shark. cartilage tablets, and I could hear her say they were out of them.

The man then went to all the supplements shelves.

I really do not know what got into me, I walked to him and said "try the dynosaur's tail tablets. They are even better than shark cartilage"

He said " Ah thank you" and walked to the young lady to ask for them.

I left the chemist quickly!

I went back about a half hour later to get what I wanted.

The young lady behind the counter burst out laughing as soon as she saw me, came over and said " are you looking for dynosaur tail too?"

She was laughing so much!

"Are you looking for dinosaur tail too?"

"No, regular tail will do..."

She'd have fallen for that one...

Dinosaur Tail!

That's heavy....actually hilarious!

.....you're a sick man.....I like that!!

Roger

It sounded better the way vashper told it.

Dino tail. Better than rhino horn, bear gall bladder and tiger testicles combined. If only they believed it.

Saeed,

Your story reminded me of a similar incident that occurred more than 40 years ago. It was the year my wife and I were married and we were about to spend our first Christmas together. She was headed out grocery shopping. I told her I was going to make eggnog for the holidays and asked her to pick up a few things for me.

She asked what I needed and I told her just the basics: milk, eggs, sugar and some nog. She asked what nog was and I told her it was a spice and that I added about two teaspoons per quart of eggnog.

She went off shopping and came home a tad upset. When she couldn't find it in the spice section, she asked the store manager where they kept the nog and he broke out laughing!

Looking back, now she thinks it was pretty funny. Back then, not so much.

I taught my wife how to drive and I told her at stop signs, just slow down and if nobody around you can continue
Well, at the driving test she blew right thru the stop sign
She got thrown out, nobody else was happy that night at home
Anyway, she said " nobody was coming so I kept going "
Still can see her face that day...and it still cracks me up

What time at the supermarket, I found one of our religious men oogling magazines from the top shelf

The ones that had scantily dressed women.

I walked up to him, and found he was looking at a page with girls in tiny bikinis.

I said "good morning Haji!" as soon as he heard me he closed the magazine.

I took it out of his hands, and opened it to the same page.

"Which one would you like to have a date with tonight?"

He was utterly speechless, so I thought I would help him. I said "bloody hell, they are all so gorgeous. I will book them all, one after the other"

As you can imagine, he used to dish all sorts of advice to me, now he does not, and others keep asking why.

I keep telling them to ask him about the 8 non-virgins"

This has made it even worse, as everyone keeps asking about these 8 non-vrgins

I had a gal at work go to several parts stores looking for a muffler belt to fix her car.

Reminds me of the guy who goes into the bar + orders Old Taylor whisky. The waitress says "Make up your mind,we've got both."