ld Fart Football

An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, ‘Seven Points.'

His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?'
The old man replied, 'its fart football.'

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says ‘Touchdown, tie score.'

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says,
'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.'

Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says,
'Touchdown, tie score.'

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says,
' Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on the old man.

He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.
Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got,

and accidentally shits in the bed.

The wife says, 'What the hell was that?'

The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides.

Henrik,

anything you can play in shorts is NOT a real game.

In America Moms use soccer as a free daycare center on weekends.

Rich
4-bore shooter

I played rugby in college, and football in high school. Rugby is one helluval lot harder, both from an endurance standpoint, and from a 30 men on the field and only 1 ref. If your or the other team gets pissed and plays dirty, you can get away with a lot. We had a guy get his ear bitten off. Also, there aren't so many rules about roughing the passer and such. If you can only bring a guy down by grabbing his balls, or two fingers in his nostrils, you can do it.

My point: you play rugby in shorts and it is definitely a real sport.

good joke BTW.

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Originally posted by Idaho Sharpshooter:
Henrik,

anything you can play in shorts is NOT a real game.

In America Moms use soccer as a free daycare center on weekends.

Rich
4-bore shooter

That would be basketball?

Who cares, not me