This farmer has a rooster that is getting up there in age, and figures it is time to replace him. One day he goes by another farmers place and asks him if he has a young rooster he can buy. He buys one and takes it home, putting it out in the yard.

The cocky young rooster struts over to the older one and says,"hey old man, I'm here to replace you, all these fine hens are mine now."

The old rooster looks at him and replies,"tell ya what, let's race, three times around the farmhouse, the winner gets the ladies."

The young rooster figuring no contest says,"sure, I'll even give you a headstart."

And off shoots the old rooster, the young one waits a few steps and is right on his tail. One lap, the gap is closing. Second lap, the young one has closed the distance to half. Third lap, they round the back of the farmhouse, KABOOM!!!

The farmer lowers his shotgun and yells back to his wife,"damnit, that's the third gay rooster this month!"