Why do lesbians shop at Cabellas ?



They don't like Dicks!

A couple of years back, I wore a nice watch to Vegas and a Blackjack dealer commented that my watch was nice. I replied that my Lesbian neighbor up the road from me had given it to me. Apparently, she misunderstood me when I said I wanted to watch..........

Then there was the Aggie that goes into the bar,sets down + sees this fox at the other end of the bar. He tells the bartender to give her a drink from him.The bar tender says 'Buddy don't waste your time,she's a lesbian." Just do what I say,he said. This went for several drinks + the bar tender just gave up.As the Aggie goes to the restroom he comes up + whispers in her ear,"So say Honey,how are things in Beirut?"

What's different about construction techniques with a lesbian contractor?


No studs, all tongue and groove.

They found evidence of lesbian dinosaurs!
The species is going to be called: Lickalotopus

And the gay species is going to be called: Megasoreass

Well Lenny Bruce said,"I never met a dyke I did'nt like." He said a lot of other things too.

A man and a woman getting married get a marriage license.

Lesbians get a liquor license!

I’m sure liquor would help.
A licker license would be good also...
Don’t know if any are needed

Anyone remember that old riddle
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker
This post made me think of it. I keep thinking there’s more to it but can’t remember.

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Originally posted by nvmichael:
Anyone remember that old riddle
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker
This post made me think of it. I keep thinking there’s more to it but can’t remember.

I was so proud of myself yesterday, I went into a room and actually remembered what I went it there for.

It was the bathroom but still...

NVnichael,that is on the tombstone of Benit Serf.Pull him up online + find many more.

A mountain man came down out of the hills and walks into the local saloon. His sits down next to a gal and hollers for the bartender "give me and this lovely gal a drink. "
The lady says to the man "I'm a lesbian."
The man looks at her and asks "what's a lesbian? "
The gal says "It means that I like to have sex with women. "
The man hollers back to the bartender
"Bring us two lesbians a drink. "

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Originally posted by nvmichael:
Anyone remember that old riddle
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker
This post made me think of it. I keep thinking there’s more to it but can’t remember.

"You can drink all liquor in Costa Rica". Ain't nobody business but your own.

https://genius.com/Taj-mahal-n...ss-but-my-own-lyrics

What crop do most lesbians plant in their gardens? Soy beans- they’re a meat substitute.

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Originally posted by NormanConquest:
NVnichael,that is on the tombstone of Benit Serf.Pull him up online + find many more.

NormanConquest, Thanks.

OTTOMATIC,Thanks.