New TSA slogans

Can't see London , can't see France , unless we see your underpants.

Grope discounts available.

If we did our job any better we'd have to buy you dinner first.

Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady.

Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy.

Throw a few back at the airport Chili's and you won't even notice.

Wanna fly? Drop your fly.

We've handled more balls than Barney Frank

We are now free to move about your pants

We rub you the wrong way, so you can be on your way.

It's not a grope. It's a freedom pat.

When in doubt, we make you whip it out.

TSA: Touchin', Squeezin', Arrestin'

You were a virgin.

We handle more packages than the USPS

I wonder how long it will be, before a TSA "agent" gets hi\s a** kicked by an unhappy flier (gropeee)

Looks like I will never fly again. (commercial that is)

Keith

After watching them grope the 3 year old, I won't take my daugheter through it.

TSA, you don't fly til we get off

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Originally posted by Hog Killer:
I wonder how long it will be, before a TSA "agent" gets hi\s a** kicked by an unhappy flier (gropeee)

Looks like I will never fly again. (commercial that is)

Keith

Story on CNN yesterday about passengers getting "beligerant" ya think?

I wonder what happens if they get some gay guy and he starts moaning and moving in synch with the TSA guy.

Rich

They get to be internet stars!!!!!!

That could definitly be a youtube hit! Any volunteers?

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