A student union asked a comedian to sign an agreement that he would not make jokes about any of the following

".....The form stated: 'By signing this contract, you are agreeing to our no-tolerance policy with regards to racism, sexism, classism, ageism, ableism, homophobia, biphobia, transphobia, xenophobia, Islamophobia or anti-religion or anti-atheism..."

He refused, thank goodness, as he was appearing on a charity show as well.

Please, PLEASE, use all the above isms in as much nastiness as you can possibly can.

Snow flakes are not welcome here

A boy sits on the stairs playing with a mason jar filled with a clear liquid.
A priest walks by and asks the boy what he's playing with.
Boy: Its gasoline the most powerfull liquid in the world.
Priest: But son here i have holy water, and that is the most powerfull liquid in the world. If i rub it on a ladys tummy she will pass a child.
Boy: Heck father, if i rub this on a cats ass it will pass a Harley!

As to the homophobia part,I will add an addendum paraphrased by Col. Jeff Cooper."For those who seem to have forgotten their base language of Latin,the term phobia is fear. We do not view the fags with fear,we view them with disgust."