Subject: The oil shortage . . .

A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in America.

Well, there's a very simple answer.....Nobody bothered to check the oil.�
We just didn't know we were getting low.

The reason for that is purely geographical.
Our oil is in Alaska, Texas, California, and Oklahoma.

Our dipsticks are in Washington, DC.

Most of the dipsticks in Washington have "Dem." after their name.

I'm stealing this one