> A Texas cowboy walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a
> male pharmacist. The elderly woman he was talking to said that she
was
> the pharmacist and as she and her also widowed elderly sister owned
the
> store, there were no males employed there. She then asked if she
could
> help the gentleman.
> The cowpoke said that it was something that he would be much
> more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist.
> The female pharmacist assured him that she was completely
> professional and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could
be
> confident that she would treat him with the highest level of
> professionalism.
> The old bronco-buster agreed and began by saying, "This is tough
> for me to discuss, but I have a permanent erection. It causes me a
lot
> of problems and severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you
could
> give me for it.
> The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my sister."
> When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and the
> absolute best we can do is, 1/3 ownership in the store, a company
car,
> and $3,000 a month plus living expenses.