Two black guys are at a bar talking, one says to the
other, "You ever notice after you have sex with a
white woman that your eyes burn, your nose runs and you get all teary-eyed?"

The second black guy says, "Yeah, all the time."

The other says, "Why is that?"

The second says, "I think it's the pepper spray."

Watch it! I've been kicked off this site for less.