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the Government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!!!
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Von Gruff.

Most appropriate, VonG

Aye, + Franklin also initially wanted the turkey.Well this is the humor column.