Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are in court. Micky wants a divorce.

The judge says "Mickey, let me get this straight. You want to divorce Minnie because you think She's crazy?"

Mickey replies "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she was fucking Goofy!"

Still good!
What do you call a Hindoo doorman?
Mahatma coat.
A guy walks into a bar + says, I'd like some old Taylor whiskey,
The waitress says, "Make up your mind, we got both."