Three Italian nuns die and go to Heaven, where they are met at the
>Pearly Gates by St. Peter. He says "Sisters, you all led such wonderful
>lives that I'm granting you six months to go back to Earth and be anyone
>you want to be. The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren," and,
>POOF, she's gone. The second says, "I want to be Madonna," and, POOF,
>she's gone. The third says, "I want to be Virgiuni Pipalini." St. Peter
>looks perplexed. "Who?" he inquires. "Virginia Pipalini," replies the
>nun. St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name just
>doesn't ring a bell." The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit
>and hands it to St. Peter. He reads the paper and starts laughing. He
>hands it back to her and says, "No, sister, the paper says it was the
>'Virginia pipeline' that w as laid by 1,400 men in 6 months.

A woman with a mission.