so you're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you - what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot 4 politicians - not necessarily dead

Of course this means you will be sent to prison where you get: 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, and all the health care you need. New teeth, no problem. need glasses - free. new hip, knees kidney, lungs, heart. all covered 100%. (and your kids can come visit as often as they do now)

and who will be paying for all this? the same government that just told you that they cannot afford for you to go into a home.

Plus, because your are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes any more.

It this a great country or what?

Why only four bullets? More bullets=more scumbags you can take out before you go to the resthome. Maybe we could start a team.

Old joke went something like this -- you and a lawyer survive the plane crash. In the woods, a bear is coming and you have only two rounds. Whom do you shoot?

Shoot the lawyer twice! (Guess he'd had a bad experience.)