Raffle:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...Cqw&feature=youtu.be

But the reaction, in my opinion, is excessive

Correct - that is this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...ture=player_embedded

Kinda reminds me of Richard Pryor's take on an alien landing. Hell,nigger ain't scared ,he tell the Martians"Damn boy you in trouble now, you done landed on Mr. Gilmore's property"

Like the lad that met Murphy coming down the lane looking all sad.

What's wrong Murphy?

My donkey's just died so it has.

I'll give you twenty euros (about $30) for it Murphy.

What for?

I'm going to raffle him. One hundred tickets at five euros a ticket.

Jeez no one wants a dead donkey.

Oh. I'll not be telling them it's dead...yet....only the bloke that wins, and that after the raffles been drawn, I'll tell him it's just died and give him his five euros back.