A young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, gazing out over the loch. For several minutes, they sat silently. Then finally the girl looked at the boy and said, “A penny for your thoughts, Angus.” He said, “Well, uh, I was thinkin’. Perhaps it’s about time for a wee kiss.” The girl blushed, then leaned over and kissed him lightly on the cheek. Then he blushed. The two turned once again to gaze out over the loch. Minutes passed and the girl spoke again. “Another penny for your thoughts, Angus?” He said, “Well, I was thinkin’ perhaps now it is about time for a wee cuddle.” The girl blushed, then leaned over and cuddled him for a few seconds. Then he blushed and the two turned again to gaze out over the loch. After awhile she said, “Another penny for your thoughts Angus,” He said, “Well, I was thinkin’ perhaps it’s about time you let me put my hand on your upper leg.” The girl blushed, then took his hand. And put it above her knee on her thigh. Then he blushed. Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the4 loch before the girl spoke again. “Another penny for your thoughts, Angus.” The man glanced down with a furrowed brow. He said, “Well no, my thoughts are now a wee bit more serious this time. ”Really?” said the lass in a whisper filled with sexual anticipation, nodding. The girl looked away in shyness, began to blush, and bit her lip in anticipation of the ultimate conquest. Then he said, “Ye don’t think it’s about time ye paid me the first three pennies?”

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