The young volunteer gal goes into the older gentlemans room at the hospital to check and see how he is doing. As she is fluffing up his pillow he quietly ask "Are my testicles black"? Taken by surprize she looks at him and says :Excuse me" He says to her "Are my testicles black" She explains that she is only a volunteer and has no intentions of checking on such a thing and he should be ashamed of himself for asking! He motions for her to bend over closer and says :Are my test results back"