THIS IS THE OFFICIAL MALE
SENSITIVITY TEST*

* 1. In the company of females, intercourse should be
referred to as:
* A. Lovemaking.*
* B. Screwing.*
* C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.*


2. You should make love to a woman for the first time
only
after you've both shared:
* A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual
relationship.*
* B. Your blood-test results.*
* C. Five tequila slammers.*
** **

**3. You time your orgasm so that:
* A. Your partner climaxes first.*
* B. You b! oth climax simultaneously*
* C. You don't miss ESPN SportsCenter.*

4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
* A. Healthy, creative love-play.*
* B. Not the sort of thing your wife would agree to.*
* C. Not the sort of thing your wife needs to ever find
out about.*


5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've
just had sex
with is:
* A. The best part of the experience.*
* B. The second best part of the experience.*
* C $100 extra.*


6. Your wife/girlfriend says she's gained five pounds
in the
last month. You tell her that it is:
* A. Of no influence on your affectionate feelings for
her.*
* B. Not a problem, she can join your gym.*
* C. A conservative estimate*


7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
* A. A myth.*
* B. An oxymoron.*
* C. A moron.*


** **8. Foreplay is to sex as:
* A. An appetizer is to entree.*
* B. Primer is to paint.*
* C. A long line is to an amusement park ride.*


9. Which of the following are you most likely to find
yourself
saying at the end of a relationship?
* A. "I hope we can still be friends."*
* B. "I'm not in right now, please leave a message at
the beep."*
* C. "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population, YOU."*


** **10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you
masturbate:
* A. Probably needs a little more time before she can
cope with
that** sort of intimacy.*
* B. Is uptight and a waste of time. **

***** C. Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in
the first place.**


* Evaluating Results:**

** If you answered "A" more than 7 times, check your
pants to
make** sure you** really ARE a man.*

* If you answered "B" more than 7 times, check into
therapy. You're
a** little confused.*

* If you answered "C" more than 7 times, "YOU DA MAN***
*

now that there is funny

quote:

Originally posted by YUMAN:
* 1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:
* C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.*

Play hide the salami.