This morning I went to Work and Income to sign my dogs up for benefits.
The lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw benefits.?"

So, I explained to her that my dogs are colored, unemployed,
bone lazy, can't speak English and have no frigging clue who their Dads are.
They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care.
So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.

My dogs get their first checks next Friday.
Bugger me, this is a great country

My Black Cats Should Be Well Qualified Then!!