These are so bad that I had to share them...


1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got
married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender
says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was 'a
salted'. (...get it???)
4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt
under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."
6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the
other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
7. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass
of Home.'" "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is it common?" Well, "It's Not Unusual."
8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a
field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially
inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you,"
says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.
9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The
kids were nothing to look at either
10. DejaMoo: The feeling that you've heard this bull
before.
11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other
day but I couldn't find any.
12. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious
accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel
my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't-
I've cut off your arms!"
13. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a
mussel.
14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh
15. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns
to the other and says "Dam!"
16. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so
they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank,
proving once again that you can't have your ayak and
heat it too.
17. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel
and were standing in the lobby discussing heir recent
tournament victories. After about n hour, the manager
came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why," they
asked,
as they moved off. "Because", he said, "I can't stand
chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
18. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption.
One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal."
The other goes to a family in Spain ; they name him "Juan." Year's
later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon
receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she
also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins!
If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal"
19. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most
of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his
feet. He also ate very little which made him rather frail and with
his odd
diet,
he suffered from bad breath. This made him. (Oh, man, this is so
bad, it's good)....a supercalloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis
20. And finally, there was the person who sent twenty
different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least ten
of the puns would make them laugh.No pun in ten did.

Good title.