Ole was hunting geese up in the Minnesota woods. He leaned the old 16
gauge against the corner of the blind to take a leak. As luck would
have it, his foolish dog Dawson knocked the gun over, it went off and
Ole took most of an ounce of #4 in the groin.

Several hours later, lying in a Duluth hospital bed, he came to and
there was his doctor, Sven.
"Vell Ole, I got some good news and some bad news. Da good news is dat
you are going to be OK.
Da damage vas local to your groin, dere was very little internal
damage, and I vas able to remove all of da buckshot."

"What's the bad news?", asks Ole.
"The bad news is dat dere vas some pretty extensive buckshot damage
done to your pecker. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister, Lena
."

"Well, I guess that isn't too bad," says Ole. "Is your sister a plastic
surgeon?"
"Not exactly," Sven says. "She's a flute player in da Minneapolis
Symphony Orchestra.
And because all you have is Obamacare, she's going to teach you vhere
to put your fingers, so you don't pee in your eye."

Is this how the accident happened?



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I believe that is fake. The shooter never ejected the spent shell from the shotgun before propping it against the wooden prop... I don't think there is any way it could go off.

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I believe that is fake

Yep. Very hard for a pump to go off without a new round in the chamber.

You don't understand, that is a movie shotgun never needs reloading and will shoot every time the camera looks at it. Will also blow up cars, trains, airplanes and tall buildings.