This was off of one of his tapes. All these 'ladies' of the night' were picked up by the P.D.+ the next day go before the judge. He asks the 1st one her occupation.She replies "I'm just a dress maker + I was down there looking for work."The judge cuts her off + says "90 days".This goes on for several women with the same excuse + reply from the judge.The last woman comes up + she replies that she is a prostitute. The judge asks,hows business? She says "not worth a damn,with all these dress makers out here I can't make a dime."

Good One!

This joke was posted to the wrong forum. It should be in "Big Bores".

So that reminds me of the joke about the trucker that goes into the roadhouse + the old gal asks him what he wants. He says "I sure would like a little pussy" + she replies,"hell so would I,mine's big as a hubcap."