A Newfie calls up his lawyer and asks. "Wit all dem lawsuits goin' on I'm feelin' kinda left out. How do I get in on some of dat action? I hears dat people are suin' da cigarette companies 'cause dey got cancer and others are suin' the Big Mac company cause dey got themselves fat and all kinds of stuff"!!
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> His lawyer asks "And which one of those categories do you fit under?" The dear ol' Newfie, God bless his soul, answers...
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> "Neider b'y, I just wanna know if I can sue Molson's for all dem ugly women I woke up wit..."

best of luck on the first two.

Funny stuff maybe I should get in on that lawsuit. I've never gone to bed with an ugly gal but sure have woken up to some