A guy walks into a bar and orders 3 double vodkas neat. He drinks them off. The bartender (who knows him) asks: "What happened?" The guy says: " I just found out that my older brother is gay".

A few days later the guy is back again and orders 3 double vodkas. Same conversation. The guy says: " I just found out that my younger brother is gay".

The guy returns a few days later and orders 3 double vodkas. The bartender says: "Jesus! Doesn't anyone in your family like women?"

The guy says: " Yeah, my wife".