Help me Keurig.. you're my only hope

10 years ago before the dark time the coffee was free.
4 years ago the empire hunted down the coffee club machines.
4 years ago the coffee club rebels went underground. (a few of us had tea kettles)

"Hey, what's the percolating sound.. (blast them) I'll call the cubicle storm troopers on ya."

Today they hooked up an industrial grade Keurig machine. Resistance is futile.

Bring your own K-Kups....

WTF????

delirious from lack of caffeine

He did all that before or after --------

Careful, O' Caped One. The moon is in decline, and apples appear more red than before. It is time to gather the clan. We march to Gatlinburg at dawn. Burp.

Well for what it's worth the arms of Krupp have degenerated from munitions into coffee pots.Due to the 1919 Paris accord.Even after the Weirmar (reconstruction?)the Krupp family existed until ....well read your history books kids.

lack of caffeine can do this to a man...

Yes, but it IS possible through a 144-step program (that's the 12-step program repeated 12 times) to cut back and live a more normal life.

I, myszelf (hic), being the only coffee drinker in the family, now only have to make two pots a day....

As long as they don't take your stapler and make you sit in the basement...