They’ve been drifting for weeks with no hope of rescue. One day, one of them sees a lamp floating in the waves. He picks it up and rubs it, and a genie pops out.
“You may have one wish,” says the genie.
Instantly, the Russian with the lamp says, “I wish the ocean was made of vodka!”
“Your wish is my command,” booms the genie. He turns the entire ocean into vodka, and disappears in a puff of smoke.
“You asshole!” yells the other Russian. “Now we have to piss in the boat!”