After 45 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one
evening,
when the wife felt her husband fondling her in ways he hadn't in some
time.
It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, then caressed
her
shoulders and began moving down past the small of her back. Slowly he
worked his hand over her breasts, stopping just over her lower stomach.
He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm,
caressed
past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passing
gently
over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Proceeding up her inner
thigh, he stopped at the uppermost portion of her leg.
He continued in the same manner on her right side, then
suddenly
stopped, rolled over and became silent.
Aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, 'Honey,
that
was wonderful. Why did you stop?'



'I found the remote

And Then The Fight Started.

When I woke up in the ER the doctor said "Man, what happened? You look like somebody ran you thru the leaf mulcher."

Rich