White Trash Survival Kit

Toilet Paper..........................................check
Bud Light...............................................check
Keystone Ice.........................................check
Budweiser.............................................check
Red Dog................................................check
Misc. other bottles of alcohol...............check
Piece of plywood to float your chick

and your booze on................................check

Next time let's all be more prepared

sad but true....

Hey, the guy got his priorities right! Save the booze and the dunny paper, THEN see if there is enough room from the missus! Otherwise, she gets to walk, too!

Cheers, Dave.
Non Illegitium Carborundum.

U R so stupid!! If the guy had been real white trash, he'd of been riding while the chick waded. Geez, get your name calling straight.
The guy has an engineering degree from Ole Miss. How else could he figure out how to balance the raft so well.

ya just gotta know that's his sister/ chick doncha???

As it should be.......

Poletax,

The man in the photo is obviously a gentleman. Notice how he is supporting the woman as she walks. She seems to have a physical problem that causes her to lean to the left. By counterweighting her with the beverages he is making the problem less pronounced.
It should also be noted that he can free up his right hand to open gates, doors and such.

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Originally posted by Swamp_Fox:
Poletax,

The man in the photo is obviously a gentleman. Notice how he is supporting the woman as she walks. She seems to have a physical problem that causes her to lean to the left. By counterweighting her with the beverages he is making the problem less pronounced.
It should also be noted that he can free up his right hand to open gates, doors and such.

He's no genlmen.

Iffin he wuz heda spent enuf money ta buy a hole case a beer fer her ta carry ina udder han to properly counterwait his missus.

WHERES the GRILL??You got ta have a grill!!

Mr. Junkie,

Perhaps a trip to the optomitrist is in order.
If you would examine the photo again you will notice that she is carring a case. It apears to be champagne.
The lessons of our youth cannot be erased by a liberal arts education and a Halston three piece.

The real story is that he got the woman's cigarettes wet, and she is bitching at him.

He is just looking for deeper water to turn the raft over and make it look like an accident. Hurricane Katrina was golden opportunity to off the bitch.