If you use the "withdrawal" method of birth control as many Roman Catholics do, NEVER have sex during the allergy seasons... A sneeze can ruin a man and woman's best laid plans (please pardon the intentional pun). I have two kids (now 52 and 50 years of age) who are living proof of that ....

I can speak the same for the hiccups...

And Large Bean Bags.

Neither are condoms as my middle son aged 35 is proof. When I noticed that I had blown the end out my 1st thought was "Ha,Ha,what a man!,etc." Was'nt so funny later.

Neither are pills....as my 37 yr old daughter can attest! Nor is having your tubes tied...friend has a daughter born after Momma had hers tied...her obgyn paid for that mistake! And took everything out after that birth!

there are some verrrrrrrrrrrrrry sad cases of "True Confession" here...

And these are just the ones you're hearing about. I'll bet you that most folks out there have at least one strange tale to tell. I have a friend who is an R.N. in the E.R. of one of the larger hospitals here in Austin + the stories she can tell on a daily basis.A lot bizarre + some pretty sick,but mostly funny,IMO.

Well since we are "baring" the facts,several years ago when I had a vascectomy the Dr. told me that sometimes she can still conceive + we call that an accident. I told him,no we call that a divorce.

There are moments in every mans life where he thinks he can support the whole world.

Yep - 3 months from one 30-day card of contraceptives is not to be considered "safe sex ". The 15 yr old son and heir is testimony to that wee experiment by mummy and daddy ;-)

"one awkward movement - and you are the father"

Then there's the woman who manages to have a baby after hubby had a vasectomy .

Grizz

True Story: one of my nephews was getting married. Six weeks ahead of time, his fiance started the pill. She caught a touch of the flu about three days ahead of the wedding, and her doctor prescribed some cough medication.

Yup!!

Audrey Rose was born exactly nine months to the day after the wedding.