number 1
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A teacher asks her class, �If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?� She calls on little Johnny.

He replies, �None, they will all fly away with the first gun shot.�

The teacher replies, �The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.�

Then little Johnny says �I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?�

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, �Well, I suppose the one that�s gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.�

To which Little Johnny replied, �The correct answer is �the one with the wedding ring on�, but I like your thinking

number 2
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Little Johnny was sitting on the corner by the soda shop with his dog Porky.
The preacher happened by and noticed the dog and Johnny and says
"My what a cute little boy you are"
Johnny says "Why thank you sir"
the preacher says "And what cute little dog you have there"
Johnny says "Why thank you sir"
The preacher then asks "What's his name?"
Johnny says "Porky, Sir"
The preacher then says "My he sure is cute, why did you name 'Porky'?"
Johnny says "Cause he likes to fuck pigs, Sir"

[ 08-25-2003, 21:35: Message edited by: redsplatter ]

check out this little johnny joke...
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