While walking on a beach during one of his many vacations, Obama found a bottle on the sand and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?".
Obama responded, "Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything."

The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever."
Obama thought a moment, then after grumbling about the impertinence of the woman said, "Very well, I want to awaken with three white women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with you.”
The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared.
The next morning Obama awakened with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding and Nancy Pelosi in his bed.
His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance.
God is good....

I only wish this was not a joke.

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Originally posted by Texas Killartist:
I only wish this was not a joke.

Did not think he ever had a penis! Certainly no balls

Unfortunately, I guess he would be called a "strong" man by some. I only think that MAY be true because it seems he is almost solid brass, has a heart of stone, and a brain more dense than Palladium & lead alloy.