So......
A Dulcimer walks into a bar and orders a beer.

Pretty soon, he as hammered.

Are you sure that he didn't get plucked too?

It took 10 days to find someone with the same sense of humor.....I gotta admire your pluck.

So.......this skeleton walks into a bar and tells the barkeep, "I'll have a beer and a mop".

So this pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey, you know you've got the ships wheel stuck in your pants?"

Pirate says "Aargh, it's drivin' me nuts!"

So......this termite walks into the bar and says "Where's the bartender?"