A woman goes to the doctor for her first examination after having a baby.
After the exam the doctor tells her,"Things look okay but you might want to do some excersises, the baby left you a little bit large.
On the hour long drive home all she can think about are the doctors' words.
Over and over again those words came back to her, "Left you a little large, left you a little large.
By the time she got home she just had to know what he meant, so she ran into the house and then dashed up the stairs to the bedroom.
once in the bedroom, she quickly undressed and then tore a mirror right off the wall and placed it on the floor.
She then straddled the mirror and was about to look down to see what the doctor meant when she noticed movement in the doorway.
There stood her husband who asked, "What are you doing?"
Embarassed and worried that her husband might no longer find her desirable, she just
answered, "The doctor said I have to do a few excercises", to which her husband replied, "Okay, but be careful you dont fall into that great big hole in the floor!".


Disclaimer
Should any of you have wives who have recently had babies, telling them this joke could be hazardous to your health and lead to personal injury.

The funeral will be Thursday.
Paul B.

I am an obstetrician and have seen this. I have had to put my whole hand and arm in to get a retained placenta before and while most do notice it, some do not seem too bothered. I once had a patient complain of a retained tampon, so I used the speculum to check and did not see one. She asked me to check with my fingers, so I did and again, no tampon. She asked me to be sure so I put my my whole hand in and again, no tampon. She acted relieved. I think I was used for sexual purposes without my consent or knowledge.

Oh, I just hate to be used for sexual purposes!!

the chef

You can also shove a 10 lb. ham up the hole and pull out the bone. Re-conditioned and good as new....

Whelenizer, thats called giving it a rebush.

they should make tires out of pussy.
they would never wear out.
You would need bigger rims every year or so but the tires would be fine.

Tires! as as my Texan friend said "I'd like a pair of boots out of that, stretch a mile before it would tear an inch."

I am an amateur gynecologist.

A temporary fix for loose vagina syndrome is to pinch her butt cheeks together.

Alternatively, she may hold her legs together.