A man went to a job interview and sat down with the boss.

The boss opened with a double-edged question, “You seem like a strong candidate, but tell me, what’s your greatest weakness?”

The man replied, “Well, I’d rather not say.”

The boss shot back, “So, I’m supposed to believe you’re perfect? You’ll have to do better than that!”

The man reluctantly replied, “Well, since you insist, I’ll confess to one weakness. I’m probably too honest for my own good.”

The boss shook his head and scoffed, “Not a good answer. I think honesty is a strength.”

The man replied, “I don’t give a shit what you think.”

Corporate Lesson No. 3: Never confess to anything.