When a man comes home from work after a really difficult day at the office, factory or jobsite, nothing brightens his spirits and makes him feel more appreciated than being met at the door by the smiling face of the woman he loves with an ice cold beer in her hand.

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Originally posted by TCLouis:
When a man comes home from work after a really difficult day at the office, factory or jobsite, nothing brightens his spirits and makes him feel more appreciated than being met at the door by the smiling face of the woman he loves with an ice cold beer in her hand.

I pointed this post out to my darling wife, the doctors say the swelling should go down in a week or so, but it is just as well we already have children!

I made sure my wife was SITTING when she saw it..... And all is well.



EA

Louis,
Are you still shooting at the Owl Hollow range? I haven't been in a couple of years, but plan on doing some Contender and Encore shooting this summer.

Nashcat

TCLouis:

You have been criticized by people who just don't understand the finer things in life. (I was shocked that a certain Australian critic rang in.Do they have even real beer down there?)

You simply didn't phrase your post correctly. The heck with whether she smiles or not! Your really bad mistake was mentioning beer - and you are from Tennessee! It's Jack Daniel's, stupid!

And that really was a joke, right

It must be a joke. what are the odds that it really might happen?

A man comes home from an exhausting day at the factory, falls onto the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, "Get me a beer before it starts!"

The wife sighs and gets him a beer.

Ten minutes later, he says, "Get me another beer before it starts!"

She looks across, but reluctantly fetches another beer and slams it down next to him. He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, "Quick, get me another beer, it's going to start any minute!"

By this point his wife is furious. She yells at him "Is that all you're going to do tonight! Sit there and Drink beer in front of that bloody TV! You're nothing but a good for nothing, lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore..." (she continues)

The man sighs and says, "Damn, it's started..."

Nashcat
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quote:

Originally posted by TCLouis:
When a man comes home from work after a really difficult day at the office, factory or jobsite, nothing brightens his spirits and makes him feel more appreciated than being met at the door by the smiling face of the woman he loves with an ice cold beer in her hand.

Yes, she usually has an ice cold beer in her hand. Unfortunately, she's just about finished it by the time I get home and it's usually the last one in the fridge.