One day, at a catholic school, a teacher was giving her lecture to the class.

She noticed a student was asleep so she asked, "Who is the savior of the world?" She called on the sleeping girl. The boy behind her poked her with his pencil and she sat up in her chair yelling, "Jesus Christ!"

The teacher was surprised at the correct answer and went on with her lecture. Later that day, the teacher saw the girl was asleep again so she asked, "Who is Mary?" Once again she called on the sleeping girl. The boy behind her poked her with his pencil and she sat up yelling, "Sweet mother of God!"

The teacher was surprised at the correct answer, but continued with her lecture. Near the end of the day, the teacher noticed the girl was asleep again. So she asked, "What did Eve tell Adam after their 16th child?"

Once more she called on the sleeping girl. The boy behind her poked her in the back and the girl sat up straight, turned around and yelled, "If you stick that thing in me one more time I'll snap it in two!"