A woman was visited by her Priest and in their discussion he told her she must give up smoking, drinking and unmarried sex if she wants to get into heaven. The woman said she would try her best.

The Priest visited the woman a week later to see how she was getting on. "Not bad" said the woman, "I've given up smoking anddrinking. However yesterday I bent over to get some stuff out of the freezer and my boyfriend caught sight of my long slender legs. He pulled up my skirt and made love to me right then and there."


"They don't like that in heaven, said the Priest.


The woman replied: "They're not too happy about it in Costco, either!"

Good One.

A variation on a theme.