HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS
YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?

MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE
WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A
NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DENTAL DIPLOMA,
WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.

SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK
HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY
SECONDARY SCHOOL CLASS MANY YEARS AGO.

COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET
CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?

UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED
ANY SUCH THOUGHT.

THIS BALDING, GREY HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY
LINED FACE WAS FAR TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY
CLASSMATE. AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED
HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK SECONDARY SCHOOL .

'YES, YES I DID. I'M A MORGANNER! 'HE BEAMED WITH PRIDE.

'WHEN DID YOU LEAVE TO GO TO COLLEGE?' I ASKED

HE ANSWERED, IN 1965. WHY DO YOU ASK?

'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!' I EXCLAIMED.

HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.

THEN THE UGLY,

OLD,

BALD,

WRINKLED,

GREY HAIRED,

DECREPIT,

BASTARD ASKED..

'WHAT SUBJECT DID YOU TEACH

That's more true than funny.

I had to go to a funeral for a high school classmate last month and saw people in town that I hadn't seen in 40 years. Man, were they old!!

My wife and I have been in charge of our class reunion a couple times and the last one I attended a bit late because of a business commitment.

I knew I was at the right place (since I picked the place) but figured I'd got the time wrong because it was filled with all these old folks!

When will I ever realize that I am one of those old folks? haha

Zeke

My Comment At Last Reunion Was"Who Are All These Old People". Then Realized I Was One Of Them.

I am 64. a few weeks ago when I was @ my son's shop a customer asked me if I was his older brother. My son is 37.

In the 60's I saw a late night interview with Ernest Borgnine. talking about the key to staying young & looking young. It works.

I do not have a single gray hair & very few wrinkles

If you feel you are looking old, a few drinks will fix you right up.

Dave